But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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