So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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