Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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