Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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