Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
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