oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
