If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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