U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
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