Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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