I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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