she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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