I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
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I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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