check it out our google latitudes are spooning
My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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