we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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