He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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