Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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