Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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