It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
COCAINE IS GR8
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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