One girl and one boy is just not enough.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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