Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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