I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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