he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
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