That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
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