we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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