Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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