This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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