u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
please come you make the beer taste better
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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