There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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