Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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