All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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