32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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