he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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