my soul wont recognize me after tonight
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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