i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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