? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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