Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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