This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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