We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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