so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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