ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
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I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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