Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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