at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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