Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
He shit in the fireplace
Randomize