This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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