You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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