the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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