sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
