I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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