doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
He did a backflip because drugs
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