Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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