He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Randomize
