well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
