Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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