My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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